☭☭☭Big Brother Keeps Me Company Now☭☭☭
it makes me so angry that christian mingle has never made an advertisement where christian bale talks about how he met a wonderful person on christian mingle then another christian bale comes on screen and they smile lovingly at eachother do you know how much this would boost their membership
(via ccccokeinspiration)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via cheefkief)
crying
(Source: pixelatedboobs, via cheefkief)
(via nostrathomus)
WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS CAT BEFORE
HER NAME IS TAMA
AND SHE’S THE STATIONMASTER AT A TRAIN STATION IN JAPAN
SHE GREETS ALL THE PASSENGERS
AND SHE HAS HER OWN OFFICE
AND SHE’S PAID IN CAT FOOD
AND SHE IS AN EXECUTIVE OF A RAILROAD STATIONAND LOOK AT HER
the trains are decorated with cartoon versions of her since she’s their mascot as well
Japan is a nation comprised entirely of cat people.
(Source: kawaiidesugeoffreyrush, via c0rpseroads)
sometimes Conor looks like a young Elliott Smith
(Source: a-lie-haligh, via therealconfused)
the sudden realization that richard dawkins’ tweets are much better if you read them in jerry seinfeld’s voice
(via cheefkief)
(Source: theprayerofmypen)
you are my centre when I spin away
