Big Brother Keeps Me Company Now

laa-dispute: Now let’s see if they can top it. lying to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:08:44 +0100

laa-dispute:

Now let’s see if they can top it.

lying to yourself

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Wed, 22 May 2013 11:04:29 +0100

barcelona tomorrow bye

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:02:36 +0100

barcelona tomorrow bye

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Sun, 19 May 2013 12:24:11 +0100

What was your reaction the first time you saw a Vagina?:

oh jeez I dunno, “I didn’t realise these could vary so much”

lol

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:18:29 +0100

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

monetizeyourcat: vlogbloopers: wow get a job are you talking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:16:31 +0100

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

dietchola: IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:15:58 +0100

dietchola:

IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

sexhaver: i feel like ive found something i really shouldnt...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:14:26 +0100

sexhaver:

i feel like ive found something i really shouldnt have

cheefkief: i just saw a post that said “how to give a good handjob” and im really mad that nobody...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:13:45 +0100

cheefkief:

i just saw a post that said “how to give a good handjob” and im really mad that nobody added “don’t”

why don’t you try?

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:13:21 +0100

why don’t you try?

Send me some numbers. DO IT.

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:11:56 +0100

Have you ever:

1. Skipped class?

2. Done drugs?

3. Self harmed?

4. Drank?

5. Shoplifted?

6. Gotten a tattoo?

7. Broken up with someone?

What's your favorite:

8. Show?

9. Movie?

10. Song?

11. Tumblr?

12. Singer/Band?

13. Memory?

14. Book?

This or that:

15. Invisibility or Ability to fly?

16. Cookies or Cake?

17. Twitter or Facebook?

18. Movies or Books?

19. Coke or Sprite?

20. Blind or Deaf?

21. Tea or Coffee?

What's your:

22. Age?

23. Sign?

24. Height?

25. Sexual orientation?

26. Shoe size?

27. Religion?

28. Longest relationship?

Opinion on:

29. Gay rights?

30. Second chances?

31. Long distance relationships?

32. Abortion?

33. The death penalty?

34. Marijuana ?

35. Love?

Do you:

36. Believe in ghost?

37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it?

38. Sleep with the door opened or closed?

39. Love someone?

40. Still watch cartoons?

41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

42. Like yourself?

rabioheab: it makes me so angry that christian mingle has never made an advertisement where...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:11:35 +0100

rabioheab:

it makes me so angry that christian mingle has never made an advertisement where christian bale talks about how he met a wonderful person on christian mingle then another christian bale comes on screen and they smile lovingly at eachother do you know how much this would boost their membership

gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:08:07 +0100

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

crying

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:03:57 +0100

crying

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Sun, 19 May 2013 12:00:49 +0100

catbountry: WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS CAT BEFORE HER NAME...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:58:16 +0100

catbountry:

WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS CAT BEFORE

HER NAME IS TAMA
AND SHE’S THE STATIONMASTER AT A TRAIN STATION IN JAPAN
SHE GREETS ALL THE PASSENGERS
AND SHE HAS HER OWN OFFICE
AND SHE’S PAID IN CAT FOOD
AND SHE IS AN EXECUTIVE OF A RAILROAD STATION

AND LOOK AT HER

the trains are decorated with cartoon versions of her since she’s their mascot as well

Japan is a nation comprised entirely of cat people.

sometimes Conor looks like a young Elliott Smith

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:56:58 +0100

sometimes Conor looks like a young Elliott Smith

the sudden realization that richard dawkins' tweets are much better if you read them in jerry seinfeld's voice

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:02:49 +0100

immolator:

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Sun, 19 May 2013 03:02:13 +0100

you are my centre when I spin away

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:31:00 +0100

you are my centre when I spin away